I was going to write my weekly update on The Bosses Wife (TBW) ridiculous statements of the week - OHHHHHHHHh - what the hell. I'll be quick. To refresh: TBW is the only woman on the planet who is doing IVF#1 and she doesn't want to have a baby. She started her injections on Monday. Said by TBW this week:
TBW: "Julianna, I am so scared."
Me: "What are you scared of?"
TBW: "I am scared that I am going to get pregnant and I like my life the way it is"
Me: "Well, I'm scared you'll get pregnant too then."

NEXT
TBW: "Julianna, I have my two dogs in my car today. I want you to come see them"
Me: going reluctantly to her car to see her dogs
TBW: "Which one do you want to take home? It will make you feel better."
Me: "I wish it was as simple as getting a dog"

NEXT
TBW: "Look at these pants, they are extra small and look how much they are bagging on me. Do you think I'll get bigger the more I do injections?"
Me: "Get out of my fucking room you fucking cunt" okay.......that is a lie.....I didn't say that, I just thought it.

NEXT
TBW: "I am doing IVF and I don't want it to work" to every Tom, Dick and Harry who happens to have a conversation with her.


I am so out the door of that place if that woman gets pregnant. Actually, I have one foot out the door already.

Between her and Star Jones, I will vomit if either of them get pregnant. Star was getting pregnancy advise on her show today because she wants to get pregnant ASAP. The gall to announce something like that on TV and at her age. I want her to publicly suffer from infertility and I wish upon her many failed IVFs.

I know..........I'm going to hell.


Now, for what happened this afternoon.

I had one of those stone massages. It was an hour and a half of pure delight. The massage therapist was very zen-like and healing.

I was on the verge of sleeping but I didn't want to miss the bliss.

As I was leaving, she told me to be kind to myself. She said that so many women are too difficult on themselves.

I was waiting to hear how I need to relax etc. etc....etc......

But she went on to say that I needed to be kind to my body. She said that many women punish their bodies for failing them. She said that my body has done amazing things and to be kind to it.

I have been cracking a whip on my body and then punishing it after working so hard. I need to be kinder to myself. I need to nurture that little girl's body inside of me. I need to be kinder to her.

I need to practice random acts of kindness on myself.